1/05

"Greetings All"

Yadda yadda yadda. bullshit bullshit bullshit. millenium. blah. jaegermeister head cold. chickens wearing lingerie. dentist office frat party. carpe noir. OoOoOo, amourous deepness. 103.6 pounds of ground beef on the passenger-side floor of a 1983 Honda Civic hatchback while an old couple sits naked in the back reaking of golf-course-green chemicals while drinking Hamm's and discussing the role of Mycaenean stucco painting in the development of collective cocaine farming necessary for pre-Freudian thought.

A programming note_:

for those of you who read this just for the commentary and don't have time to read all the sites, i'm now including as an ode to the slutty girls at work the subtitle "*Quickie*" for those links that take all of a minute or two to read and be fascinated for years by. Enjoy.

Cracked-up war hogs tumbling ripe for gold-digging brides who wake up to screaming jesus clocks while searching for their GEOCHRON!!!!

http://www.hogwatch.org/resourcecenter/counter.html

*Quickie* A site dedicated to counting the total amount of shit at any one time in North Carolina. Just what the doctor ordered.

http://www.thethirdrail.com/crack/

So, you wanted a magazine devoted to the Crack scene? Of course you did. Crack: the Other White Drug. It just would be 'white' too. Another tool of The Man. The product reviews are funny, as is some of the other stuff.

http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/war-1900.htm

Time for a war ensemble! Wars, massacres, and attrocities of the 20^th Cent. C.E. Really interesting stuff - eye-opening for the all the african bloodshed that has been occurring. Well done, though his sources are kinda, well, missing.

http://khopesh.iwarp.com/crude.html

I had a problem the other day with coming up for way to say "gettin' laid" without sounding, behemothly or something, as it was described. this site answers all my woes and more. i should have said "squat jumping in the cucumber patch." Find your own favorite new ways to describe any kind of crude behavior with the Crude Thesaurus.

http://lordco.virtualave.net/

I've visited this site so many times, but never linked it. hours upon hours of good christian reading. check out the jesus lollipops and screaming jesus alarm clock. now you know where to shop for me for next christmas.

http://www.cnn.com/1999/US/12/20/bridal.search.ap/index.html

*Quickie* I AM VERY VERY DISTURBED.

http://www.geochronusa.com/

And finally, to my sometime future best man jamie, happy new years.

if i had this, i could know whether or not the sun in shining where you are, assuming i had no basic knowledge of the weather and had no ability to do very basic math.

i do have to admit, it is probably the most fun word to say in the English language: GEOCHRON! GEOCHRON! GEOCHRON! (g - o - kron). Not to mention, so much money ($1528!) to spend for such a stupid stupid stupid fucking product. The "About Geochron" section is FANtastic though. Even includes a short history of the nearly worthless conversation piece for clinically bored and clinically have-too-much-god-damn-money. i love this shit. i will also be blessed by many future emails being graced by Geochron references, which weirdly enough always brightens up my day.

I figured you all had to be bored out of your gourds waiting for school to start back up or getting over the post-holiday whatever at your job. to be honest, it also helps me sleep at night. don't ask me to explain. i also realized that next monday i will be in class NON-STOP from 12:30 till 8:10pm, with quite literally 0 minutes of break-time between classes. i will be eating, peeing, and whatever else one needs to do in any given 8 hour period in class, as my schedule has my classes butting up against each other like some big homoerotic roman orgy.

One more thing: in the Creed song, the following lyrics exist:

(I think i can).

(really).

this is assuming he wants to smoke pot. this is also assuming he wants to spend a lot of time in a male restroom (but hey, NO crossing the streams. we all remembered what happened the last time we did that, don't we boys? i know some of you were around for that! ask jay for more details. he of all people is a shining example). i promise you will never think of that (crappy?) song the same way ever again. i know i haven't.

• Dulatt, Offical Leader of the _Will_enium. C'mon, who's with me?

1/10

Greetings All!

For those of us still in school, it is the start of another semester. For those of you not, hey, it's just another plain-ass day. My life has been taking on big changes lately, but i don't really feel like talking about it. I can't decide if they're weird or they're normal, which is always an important distinction for me. Anyway, the links go from introspective to just downright dumb/funny/weird all bundled up in a little ball of dry peanut buttery goo. Kinda like silly putty, but your hands get all oily and smelly from playing with it, and you don't really like peanuts anyway. That's sort of a question on the emotional intelligence quiz below. People who score low might fall susceptible to the healing power of Baptist church windows too. And you might bathe a lot. How this is related to your Sex/Relationship IQ i cannot quite ennumerate, but i'm sure there's a connection somewhere. Barbie leading the people sums up all the weirdness in only the way that she can. And she does.

http://www.queendom.com/emotionaliq.html

Since few seem to share my enthusiasm with Emotional Intelligence, this will be the last of those links. This is a test to score one's own emotional intelligence, which is actually quite introspectively revealing, if you're into that sort of thing. It does take 20-30 mins though, but i found it to be worthwhile.

http://www.healthcentral.com/cooltools/CT_SexRelationships/CT_sexquiz_intro.cfm

In a HOT relationship and wanna know what the HEAT is all about? Is it gonna stay STEAMY!? Actually, this test was written by a U. of Minnesota professor/researcher, so it should be given some credibility, despite that it sorta reads like that one Madamoiselle quiz you took awhile ago while at somebody's house waiting for their toenails to dry (Jay). Hee.

*Quickie*

http://www.nola.com/t-p/metro/index.ssf?/t-p/metro/0001090169.html

Oh Jesus. Really. Windows can cure the blind and bring people to God. Kinda gets me in the mood to reinitiate that startings of a cult that i always wanted to get going. Ceremonies at 3am with ritual Abba music, ceremonial drinking of PBR and eating the Holy Texas Toast, not to mention all the necessary Masonic motifs. I'll have to have a meeting next time i come up to Kirksville.

http://users.erols.com/browndk/art/bigramp.htm

Barbie Leading the People. At least the art geeks in the crowd will get it. I just thought it was a fuctup picture. Maybe funny, but, anyway: fuctup. His other pictures are fuctup too.

So, i spend my $25 Best Buy Christmas gift card on Hank Williams Sr. CDs. Wow. They are so good. I have to force myself to take them out of the CD player, for fear that the honky-tonk blues will overcome me. I've also been listening to a Mamas and Papas Greatest Hits CD my dad has, and realized how much i like them too. You want some damn music to stick in your head though - geez. I Saw Her Again Last Night keeps echoing through my head so much that i actually am beginning to think i DID see her again last night, though i don't know who 'she' is, and it's actually false to say i don't think of her either.

Hmm.

Greetings All!

This edition is dedicated to those who think about weird things like i do. Which might be no one, but i'll take a chance on it. People flocking to YET ANOTHER vision of godly proportions is pretty weird. The answer to the question, "Are people really this stupid?" comes often to my mind, and the answer is always yes. They are the reason we desperately need government. A guy drunkenly singing Christmas carols all night to monks undergoing a vow of silence is just plain funny though. And they still like the guy. Heh. And what sort of cruel-ass parents names their kid "Rectal?" I guess the kind that raise their kid to be Libertarian. And the finish you off in the rainbow of utter flabbergasting bizarrity, a page to bookmark to keep you up to date on the next government/zionist/mexican conspiracy that _might_ affect your life in some unimportant and irrelevant way. "But they're taking away your freedoms!" Woo Woo.

*Sorta Quickie*

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/doc/1047/1:STATE58/1:STATE580114100.html

Oh, Texans!

*Sorta Quickie*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/wales/newsid_602000/602641.stm

Matt, something for you to aspire to. i couldn't help but think of you when i read this.

http://spotlight.org/

One of those links i've been looking for for a LONG-ass time. The Spotlight is one of the more well-read ultra-rightist propaganda papers, full of more conspiracy theories than you can shake several sticks at. i used to read this every week as a kid, as my mother had a subscription, among other magazines of the sort. i was _raised_ on this. my mother and grandmother had me going to bed at night firmly believing this utter but fondly entertaining tripe. my grandmother, who is by no means senile, still believes world war to be Utterly imminent. of course, she also believes blacks should be returned to slavery too. ugh. if only i had her bookmark list - then i'd have some even more entertaining shit to send out. oh well.

Tamerlane was the 2^nd greatest conqueror of all time, though everyone seems to forget him. i mean, i guess it gets bogged down in the semantics of 'conqueror'. Conqueror of what? Persons, land, wealth, ....rock 'n' roll? Genghis Khan wins all categories (except rock 'n' roll), but who comes in second is different for every possible criterion. Tamerlane conquered the 2^nd most land, Hitler conquered the 2^nd most people, and Alexander the Great conquered the second most wealth/knowledge/powerful states. Now who conquered rock 'n' roll is entirely up for debate. Oh well, something to think about.

Greetings!

So i've been thinking about this yiddish word all week - "chutzpah". I was wondering all week - what the hell does it mean? And it's fun to say [chutz' pa"]. I finally found it on the web after much searching through Jewish stuff - it means SUPREME self-confidence. You are so incredibly confident about something that you KNOW you can't POSSIBLY fail. I've never met anyone with chutzpah. I think i'd hate them.

Anyway, fun with tiny living things, a smart LCB safety warning page, my daughter's future toys, fun with Smokey the Bear, and the absolute LEAST essential albums of the 90's (lots of categories).

*Pictures!*

http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/nanobes/nanoimages.html

Images of the smallest known living thing, as well as some extremely bizarre nanobe/human combo art. Nanobes are cool, although if you take it deeply enough, you wonder just what is 'living' anyway? sorry to get philosophical on your ass.

*Picture*

http://www.konaka.com/alice6/dollhouse/img/wall/enamel_wall.jpg

This is what i want my little girl to be playing with while she's growing up; that is assuming i have girls (it's VERY likely), assuming she will be hot and have large breasts (again, very likely), and assuming she will want to be a CIA assassin (why not?).

http://www.theavclub.com/avclub3547/avfeature3547.html

Thanks to ben for this one - the Smokey the Bear Home Page. Make sure and play the Smokey puts out forest fires games. He was right - it is addictive.

I also got to thinking in the shower this week (where all the world's problems are inevitably solved, methinks, at least figuratively), with this new Atkin's Diet, shouldn't we phase out cake? But thinking further along this line, i thought - why do we celebrate birthdays with cake anyway? It's really cheap, easy to make, has way too much sugar for any reasonable human being to consume on a regular basis - it's really not all that special. Thus, my proposal is for people no longer to eat birthday cake, but eat....

Birthday Steak!! Granted, candles don't go as well into a T-bone as they do cake, but what rational omnivorous human doesn't like a big yummy STEAK?! I mean, geez, show someone you really care by going out and purchasing some Grade A American BEEF and cooking it up for them! Doesn't anyone care anymore?

Greetings Everyone!

you know, i was just thinking: you know what makes France great, even better than America? They put HOT women on their money. I mean really! Some women may find Lincoln or Washington attractive, perhaps even Hamilton, Grant, or if they're really putting their hands on some green, Franklin. Even i'd agree he's something of a Sexy Bitch! But the French, they put Laetitia Casta on the Franc. ALL of the Francs. Laetitia Casta! It's even sexy to SAY! She came on TV and i had to turn it off and take a cold shower... outside! And before her on the Franc they had Catherine Deneuve. I won't even go there, though there's parts of her that might make it here. Yowzers! Her name's sexy to say too!

Anyway, enough sexy talk from me, as much as you know YOU LOVE IT! On to some links! Whoo! You can get anything you want, at the Nazi restaurant! And who wouldn't want to visit the million-dollar Royal Canadian monkey house! And would naked and running Princeton students be put to death if Hammurabi were in charge? You make the call!

WHOO!

*An OH-MY-GOD Quickie*

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/World/Pacific_Rim/2000-01/nazi200100.shtml

Keeping you up to date on all the ways you can remember the Nazis in ways that smack of bad taste and poor planning: A nazi-themed restaurant. Complete with pictures of starving Jews to watch you while you eat.

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/national/000124/3482911.html

So you opened up your l'il precious jewels of eyeballs this morning and thought, "I wonder what the country of Canada is doing for its monkeys?" Damn i have good timing! Besides, what kind of sick human being would you be if monkeys stopped being funny?

http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/hamframe.htm

Here i go getting all intellectual and shit. I was intrigued today by a lesson in class involving a couple of Hammurabi's Codes. This page's got all of 'em (scroll down to get past boring honor role for high, mighty and dead Hammurabi). What i was intrigued by was how many were punished by death. I mean yes, eye for eye is there and establishes some historic semantic of "justice", but damn - if you don't have a witness to a contract - the punishment is death! Robbery = death! Women entering bars - DEATH! I bet he really knew how to party-death!!

I will take this opportunity to say that i am on the verge of hospitalization with Rams fever. No, not like that drunk guy on the news who was being interviewed with a giant, oversized blow-up Rams helmet on his head, or like the millions of people in the St. Louis area doing everything but eating blue and yellow dye and shitting Rams' colors. More like the guy swinging the big-ass sledgehammer at the next hourly fucking pep rally, trying to knock some fucking sense into every motherfucker that jumps on every god-damn bandwagon that rolls through this one-arch town. Beneath pounds of Rams CRAP she's wearing his "i Love JP II" shirt, and his Mark McGwire wristbands have long since begun melding into her stupid-ass wrists. I GUARANTEE that people right now who DON'T EVEN KNOW who Stephan Richer is will know once the damn Blues bandwagon becomes fun to jump on. St. Louis will get another sister city in Slovakia or something. But right now i'm stuck with 4 networks that carry on a 24 hour Rams watch, having news updates if a Ram so much as eats dinner, or show up to a press conference to see a someone's new pair of shoes. Don't get me wrong - i've been sold on st. louis since i purchased it during their "Sold On St. Louis" campaign back in high school - but as always, god damn the idiots. i'm skipping the Super Bowl, for real. i think i'll just go see a movie.

Greetings!

I seem to have been finding lots of religious stuff lately. That's good though because it's all short, and funny. I did manage to squeeze in a humorous pudding item this time. Not to mention the latest on Gary Busey, as i believe he has a cult following somewhere amidst the readers. But still, God turned water into wine and now he's turning silver fillings into gold, because that is an expression of his power. But science cures the blind. And i have an articles to prove everything. As well as a guy you should definitely follow. Especially if he's running.

*Quickie*

http://www.sacbee.com/news/news/local02_20000125.html

The story of a guy who bought $3000 worth of pudding and turned it into $25,000 in airline miles. Scammers rule. So does pudding.

*Quickie*

http://www.latimes.com/news/front/20000125/t000007947.html

Point: "...gold teeth have become the latest and flashiest form of supernatural phenomena attesting to God's power."

Counterpoint: "Of all the things going on-cancer, war, disease-God is busy changing fillings? That's the best he can do?"

Ah, Christian religious revivalism. I'm sold. Actually, my grandmother claims many of her rosary chains and saints' medals she wears around her neck have turned to gold, though it's more than likely the affects of sweat on cheap metal. Not to mention she'd be the first person you'd see if you played "Spot the Loony" at any of my family functions.

http://www.jvim.com/apocalypse3/storyline.html

Keeping you up to date on the latest bad movies... this one stars Gary Busey (Busey!) and Howie Mandel (WTF?) in a very Christian post-apocalypse setting. This is definitely something to see, if not to buy. This link is to the storyline page of the site - simply take off storyline.html to look at screenshots, the video cover, and everything else that goes with this unbelievable movie.

Run. Now.

Lots of quick stuff today, but you're a busy person you know - you need to get back to work, back to life. You don't claim to be really busy yet surf for hours looking for the best garbage the net has to offer. you have a life! and plans! and a future! so go get 'em tiger!

practicing my charisma for when i start my cult,

Hello.

My name is Kryce Doolat, and i'm coming to you as a Let the Children Hang-Glide sponsor. Many children in the world suffer from war, disease, hunger, and not having the chance to hang-glide. Now i know you've seen the commercials of these wee ones, standing idly by, crying, at not having the chance to hang-glide like the rest of us. Your contribution would mean so much. Just $30/day would give these deprived, ground-ridden little ones the chance to improve their lives and pursue their unknown dreams of soaring high above the suburbs, and maybe, just maybe, they will learn to love again. We can only hope.

http://www.lcb.state.pa.us/edu/kids-bee-bio.htm

Not only is he the official mascot for this mailing list and for childhood prevention of alcoholism in Pennsylvania, he's also "Hanging out with other mascots, singing, dancing, and meeting great kids like you!" Hanging out with other mascots? Like the Philly Fanatic would like this pansy.

http://stadiumpal.com/

For the truly hardcore people who absolutely refuse to stop on those long trips: an undetectable way to _wear_ your own pee. And yes folks, this is a real product.

http://music.hsx.com/news/lead/000131.htm

How can you not love Michael Moore? How can you not hate fascistly conservative Gary Bauer? And what more desperate attempts to get votes will we see than this, unless Alan Keyes truly likes to mosh to Rage Against the Machine. And then he's just kinda silly.

http://www.reify.org

Best indie-rock sight i've seen. rocket-fuel.com is also good though. i had no idea Grant Lee Buffalo was broken up, Camper Van Beethoven is going back on tour, Morphine's old members are getting back together to do an orchestral tour to honor their late great Mark Sandman, and that a band called the Dismemberment Plan was so good. I've only heard scant mention of them before. anyway, good stuff.

• McGuffey's Second Reader, 1923?

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I was watching the Baby's First Word episode of The Smurfs today, and i have to disagree with Papa Smurf's analysis of baby's first word, "Gargamel." I hardly think it means that baby will be the Smurf's future leader because he's aware of the dangers that might befall the Smurfs. I mean, really. Reagan knew the dangers that might befall the American people (among his first words as president were "Iron Curtain"), but that didn't make him a great leader. Three words - trickle down economics. I think a better analysis of Baby Smurf's first word might be that in the future, better relations with Gargamel can and will be established, turning Gargamel into a downright smurfy person who will smurf out the smurfs once he understands it's in his own smurfy interest.

http://www.av1611.org/crock.html

A great page on the pure Satanic E-vil that is Christian Rock. As we all already know, Amy Grant does worship the devil, and this fellow goes to great length to provide irrefutable proof. Joni Mitchell's in league with him too - looks like i'm not the only one who thought that after hearing that parking lot song either. The best part about this site are the quotes from Satan. When is The Dark Lord gonna reopen his web site, anyway? he used to have a good one at crashsite.com. this guy may have gone too far though when he accuses Point of Grace of satanism though - they're really hot!

This week's stuff was long, so three is enough. In news that wasn't fit to link this week, some woman masturbated with a lobster and apparently it released some friends, causing her to go to the hospital because she was discharging tiny living translucent shrimp. And a woman somewhere in America gave birth to her _2^nd_ set of triplets, with her 'fiance' present. i don't know about anyone else, but if i were that woman, not only would i go out a buy a book about what fertility drugs do, i would also be calling the nearest minister to get my ass married licketey-fucking-split. prolly while the 6^th one's on its way out even.

hris

2/9

Greetings!

After having dealt with a last minute bout of St. Louis [Rams] fever, i am ready to deal with the blues. The St. Louis Blues! God damn what a great hockey team! if you don't like hockey, i strongly suggest you give it a whole new shot. well, like you probably did with football this year as well. anyway, they are handing out ass-whoopings like candy to children, and who can not like a line full of nothing but guys from Slovakia? not me, my friends, not me. i'm in full favor of putting Slovakia on the U.N. Security Council now that they've produced one of the best god-damn lines in hockey! catch the blues! i don't know what catchy type of sickness we will label the cardinals if they do well this upcoming (yes, upcoming!) season. any suggestions? maybe we can create a buzz before there is one. trendsetting is cooky like that.

http://computingcentral.msn.com/Topics/Shareware/DBDetails.asp?DownloadID=54282

I stumbled across this big nugget of knowledge, as i have been struggling to find a way to talk to this "vision" of girl in one of my classes, and this actually helps, as odd as that seems. It's a bit of a download and an unzip action, but worthwhile if you're a shy, introspective person. it's meant for guys, but upon reading it i think it's just as appropriate for girls. this coming from a guy who signed up for scholarships the other day with 'feminist' as a philosophy i claimed. It's titled "How to Meet Women: Shy Man's Guide to Relationships v. 3.21", but it might as well be a guide for both genders in dealing with loneliness, burned/spurned psyches and relationships, approaching potential mates, as well as every topic you could want or need. and best of all it's free. it's LONG though, but comes highly recommended by me. Thus this long-ass description.

http://www.phillynews.com/inquirer/2000/Feb/06/city/HOLY06.htm

Continuing the quest to find Jesus back on Earth: Here's a guy who not only acts just like Jesus, he gets treated just like Jesus too - he gets arrested, ridiculed, and performs "miracles". This is the best Jesus i've seen so far. He eats Chinese, is vegetarian, and is from Ohio.

That rocks.

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/issue/000131/hell.htm

The other day, Pope John Paul II redefined what "Hell" is. It is no longer a physical place, at all. According to the Catholic church, people no longer go there when they die. Heaven still exists. Purgatory still exists. You can go there when you die. Hell is, in dogmatic definition now, a "place of isolation and seperation from God." Quite literally, Hell is now on Earth. I am in Hell, as are a great many non-Catholics. It is pretty confusing to currently say where people with grievious sins/non-believers go after death (PJ II just simply didn't say). It is also somewhat amusing/enlightening for the pope to admit the old idea of Hell was immensely out-dated for modern scientic realities. My grandmother thinks the Pope is a loony, and doesn't listen to him, though she claims to be a good, devout Roman Catholic. She also thought i'd be drafted for the army last year in an all-out war with the forces of Satan, and still thinks this will happen. she claims to have been off by a year.

http://www.sollog.com/lineofsollog.shtml

The Great Prophet of out time: Sollog. He "mathematically" proves the existence of God (why didn't WE ever think it was all about Cubes and Planets and the circumference of the Earth!), and "has predicted" all the major U.S. tragedies, as they all fall on his Lines of Sollog (ignore the fact that one of them wasn't "predicted" however, please). Watch out for NUKES in Jerusalem, his next predicted "disaster." Whatever.

Religion and relationships this week. No psychopathy or just pure human weirdness, though someone this week told me i have every trait of a psychopath except that i'm social. I'm not really social though. Off to go start substituting tomorrow. Whole classroom full of kids. Yum.

Chris

2/14

Greetings!

Forget Valentine's Day! This edition is dedicated to crazy irish guys. Everyone it seems has a bit of irish in them or has had a bit of Irish in them (yowzers!), since that one song says tell me lies tell me lies tell me sweet little lies, and irish guys often do to get girls into bed, more than other guys methinks. i've visited the grave of my 4 times great-grandmother that is my irishness - she was surrounded by her 15 children. i guess my grandfather knew about sweet little lies before they wrote the song. either that or i come from a long line of sweet-sweet luvers.

http://www.herald.com/content/fri/news/dade/digdocs/082978.htm

A CRAZY irish guy gets drunk and punches out a flight attendant and tries to jump out of the plane at 30,000 feet. They're so CRAZY! Ex-cons who threw away their lithium are anyway.

http://www.cleveland.com/news/pdnews/metro/cc10seam.ssf

Another CRAZY irish con man tells tear in beer story at bar and people give him cash, credit cards, meals, a hotel room, and play time with their kids. He's in jail now after bilking the public defender too. Matt, we are going to have to try this sometime. You can just say you're a troubled Norwegian boy named Ulf or Dolph and your father is an airline magnate in Oslo. I will be troubled slavic boy named Attila who's mom back in Slovakia owns Yahoo!-Slovakia. I am excited about this plan. I have bars already picked. Here come the riches.

http://www.visi.com/%7Edheaton/bride/the%5Fbride%5Fwore.html

I wasn't really looking for funny/weird wedding stuff, though i am currently planning a wedding (shopping for a wife before i go renting tuxes and a hall); i was looking for more crazy irishmen. However, the strange shit people will put on themselves at weddings, especially some CRAZY brides (probably irish), does amaze me. If you're pressed for time, just visit the What Were They Thinking section. The woman with the complicated headgear so she can have doves flying around her head wins this week's Spot the Loony contest.

http://my.aol.com/entertainment/story.tmpl?able=n&cat=0306&id=2000020910061781

What a CRAZY world - charges of political incorrectness in Star Wars and how it will be corrected for the second movie.

http://angelart-gallery.com/bramlet.html

Now i used to be an ultra-rightist nut-case back in the day, and i used to believe these kinds of stories. i've never told anyone about the time i was blessed by Satan himself while i was on a Catholic pilgrimage in New York, or any of my other-worldly stories for that matter, but these are just, well, kinda funny. i also used to think that eating bread makes you whistle better too. i sorta still do.

I request once again that if you enjoy these weekly pieces o mail, forward it to friends and anyone who might enjoy it and have them be added to the list. The more the merrier, i says; it makes good conversation pieces, if nothing else. Reassurance that if you've done something stupid, someone else has done something stupider and it's on the net for public viewing. A little pick-me-up after a long hard day of doing whatever you do. A brain teaser for your schizophrenic side. you or they can mail to be added to

dulatt@hotmail.com or TheChristianRight@godisdead.com

And as Bartles and James used to say, Thank you for your support.

Chris, and his sleeping dog